DID YOU LEAVE A FCKING FREDDY KRUEGER MESSAGE ON MY VOICEMAIL?!!!! AHAHHA I LOVED IT!!!!!!!! IF YOU DIDN’T, THOUGH, IT’S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU, I’LL BE DEAD BY MONDAY.
she can play the role of suzie, Kerry’s cousin who
needs a bath really bad on xmas eve. anyway she is
in the junction babysitting (hot!) until 530. what will
happen? 416 99& 5L28 call her if you need her to babysit
us for an hour over split pea soup.
this is our most desperate hour.
Thank you for making me into the 16 year old babysitter
character who drinks coke and sits with her legs open while
watching TV with panting 10 year old boys. I’ll be immortaliz
ed for sexually patronizing you and your friends.
Nathaniel G. Moore is a Toronto author and editor. He is the author of Let’s Pretend We Never Met and Wrong Bar. He just completed a book of poetry called This Is The Zodiac Speaking.