Tag Archives: Andrew Lamont

crab poem

“but our love can never be”             he said smashing the crab with a hammer her delicious juices             spilling over his desk like crab blood tends to do             over any desk she wasn’t interested in insurance anyway he could tell by … Continue reading

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Hand Dryer Instructions

Important Place hands 6 inches below nozzle Rub hands until dry Or until desired level of damp If feet are wet Remove shoes Place shoes in a safe, dry place Place feet 6 inches below nozzle Rub feet until dry … Continue reading

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piano poem

her son, the boy who peed on everything peed on her dog peed on her laptop but not on the piano             never on the goddamn piano the boy who peed on everything didn’t know she had a piano he knew … Continue reading

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